if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
i out mim tonsoeep
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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