We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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