Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Barsexuality is the new black.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
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