ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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