Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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