Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Randomize
