Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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