My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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