I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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