i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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