How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
time to smoke my breakfast
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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