you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
this boner is exhausting
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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