guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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