you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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