Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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