i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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