STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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