No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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