my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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