Dual....:-)
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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