What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
The air was thick with penises
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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