No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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