Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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