ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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