What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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