yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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