Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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