dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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