I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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