What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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