Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
well, you know. whores of a feather.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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