k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
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