u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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