youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
This baby is an asshole
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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