HIV tests are more positive than that guy
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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