Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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