Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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