Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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