Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
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