its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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