Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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