Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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