I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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