All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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