i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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