normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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