Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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