You work out of a Hotel?
Tell her she can't have a vagina
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
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