pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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