i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
BRING THE BAGELS
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
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