i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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