playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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