therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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