Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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