If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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