belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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