like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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